"Er. No, that was just my commentary. Sorry. But I'm sure happier times are right around the corner," Crowley tells her. He's gotten so invested in Alfred and Jenny's horrible romance that he's forgotten they're reading a book of scary stories -- though scary stories don't always have to be unhappy stories¹. "Years passed. Alfred and Jenny grew old. One day, Jenny became very sick. The doctor told her she was dying."

¹This one is, though.