Closed: Vitally Forming Defense

[biteybaby]

You may have, at times, heard the phrase, "Practice makes perfect". This phrase is often said by misinformed teachers, dance instructors, community recreational league baseball coaches, and overly-talkative Uber drivers. In actuality, practice rarely makes perfect, for several reasons. To start with, perfection is a highly subjective concept. One person may find the addition of a Cheez-It® 16 Times The Size Of The Original Cheez-It® to the Taco Bell menu perfect, whereas their friend may find the addition of a Cheez-It® 16 Times The Size Of The Original Cheez-It® to the Taco Bell menu unnecessary, overly-salty, and a bit of a silly gimmick, to be quite honest.

Another reason practice rarely makes perfect is that practicing something will only make you as good as the methods you are repeatedly doing. If you are practicing something incorrectly, you will never become perfect, you will only get more specific in your incorrectness. If you have an instructor who is teaching you incorrect form, you may get very good at said incorrect form, but it will never be perfect.

Fortunately for Magnus, Lancelot is actually quite proficient at swords. "Proficient" is a word which here means, "perfect".

Today, Sunny is also going to Learn Swords. "Learn Swords" is a phrase which here means, "Sit on the ground and gnaw on a wooden toy sword while the grown ups practice". Magnus said she could come along, and so she has.

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[biteybaby]

Sunny claps.

[summerdude]

Magnus dances on his tiptoes for half a second, regaining his balance, and tries to sweep his practice sword back in a way that lets him get behind Lancelot's shield.

[lanselos_du_lac]

But Lancelot follows in the path of the shield, keeping his guard up on the side where Magnus' sword is, and then quickly turns to swing his own sword in and (carefully) thwap Magnus on the thigh with the flat of his blade.

[biteybaby]

Sunny crawls over to the tree, and uses it to help stand up, holding on to it and bouncing slightly as she watches them with excitement. She is very glad that there are no giant sawblades nearby while they are having this swordfight.

[summerdude]

"Explain," Magnus says, running those steps back over in his mind. "How did you do that? And what kind of openings should I be looking for?"

[lanselos_du_lac]

"I don't think you expected me to move into your space, since I was deflecting. You left me an opening, and you were off-balance."

[biteybaby]

She starts carefully walking circles around the tree, holding on to it for balance as she goes, of course. Maybe if Magnu is going to practice getting better at swords she can practice getting better at legs. She tries letting go of the tree and falls down almost immediately.

[summerdude]

Magnus glances over at Sunny and grins, jerking his chin so that Lancelot can look, too. "That makes sense," he says, preoccupied by the look on Sunny's face as her butt hits the ground. He forces himself to focus. "What should I be looking for?"

[lanselos_du_lac]

Lancelot looks over at Sunny and smiles, watching her for a moment as he answers Magnus' question. "You need to both look for the opening your opponent gives you, and feel where your own openings are -- while knowing where their blade is and where it's moving. You'll get staggered off balance; it can hurt, too, when you deflect the wrong way. But keeping your focus on where your opponent's blade is at is crucial."

[biteybaby]

Sunny keeps this in mind, in case she ever ends up in a swordfight again. "Tomtriss," Sunny calls over from where she's sitting. "Tomtriss" is a word which here means, "I'm listening too, and I will keep that in mind, in case I ever end up in a swordfight again", and "sitting" is a word which here means, "flopped on the ground after having fallen while trying to walk".

[summerdude]

Magnus wheels to face Sunny more directly. "Again?????" he asks her.

[lanselos_du_lac]

Lancelot raises an eyebrow, "What's that?"

[biteybaby]

Sunny nods. "Esh. Rekil dojufengakol," she explains, which is her way of explaining, "Yes. When I worked at the Lucky Smells Lumbermill, the eye doctor there was very mean. She pulled out a sword and we had a sword fight, except that instead of having a sword I was using my teeth. She eventually fell on the big lumber saw and got cut in half. I think that means I won the sword fight. It was gross."

She picks up the wooden toy sword she brought with her. This would have been quite helpful to have had. "Ansa eglak," she adds, which is a phrase which here means, "Could you let Lancelot know what I said? I don't think he can understand me, and I would hate to leave him out of the conversation. That seems rude."

[summerdude]

"Holy sh--oot," Magnus breathes, and turns to Lancelot. He says, "Sunny just said that she got into a sword fight, except she was using her teeth. Against an adult doctor with a sword. Who fell into a saw. Sunny," he says. "First of all, yes, you definitely won, second of all, holy crap? I'm glad you're okay!"

[lanselos_du_lac]

For a moment, Lancelot is simply shocked. Then he says, "Once she is big enough, we will make sure she has proper training."

[biteybaby]

Sunny frowns. “Big!” she says, which is a word which here means, “I’ve already been in one sword fight, I think that qualifies me as big enough.” To demonstrate her point, she uses the tree to stand back up, holding her toy wooden sword with one hand.

[summerdude]

"Do you want lessons too, Sunny?" Magnus asks, glancing uncertainly between her and Lancelot. "Like, now?" She's probably definitely way too young for that, even though she can do pretty much everything.

[lanselos_du_lac]

Lancelot shoots Magnus a look, "You do know I'll not spar with a baby, yes?"

[biteybaby]

Sometimes in life, you may realize you are doing something only after you have done it. You might realize you are backing your car into a signpost only after you feel a jolt and hear the loud scrrrrchrnch of your bumper obtaining a new, fashionable dent. You might realize your foster cat is no longer a foster cat only after you find yourself unable to pull the covers over yourself at bedtime because the cat is curled up between your legs and looks far too cute to disturb. You might realize you are eating cold soup only after you have shoveled the first spoonful into your mouth, despite having microwaved it for the recommended number of seconds.

"No baby!" Sunny says, determined, as she takes precisely three steps away from the tree. She does not realize she is walking by herself for the first time until she tries to take a fourth step and falls down on her butt again.

[summerdude]

"Oh my gods," Magnus says, dropping his sword and shield alike and rushing over. He feels so proud that he worries, for a second, he might explode with it. And Magnus Chase knows intimately what it feels like to explode. He's done it at least three times, literally. "Sunny!!!!!! Oh my gods, Sunny!!!!!"

He stops one step away from her and offers her a high five, which she will need to either walk or crawl to receive. As he does, he glances between her and Lancelot, turning a thought over in his mind. It's untenable for Sunny to not be able to talk to other people here. She should have a way to reliably communicate that people besides him and Crowley can understand, so that she can walk and lecture people like Lancelot simultaneously.

[lanselos_du_lac]

Lancelot begins to stifle a sigh, but immediately grins as Sunny walks. He sheathes his sword and crosses to stand near Magnus. "Show me, then," he says to Sunny.

[biteybaby]

Sunny wants to walk the remaining space over to Magnu, but as there is nothing for her to pull herself up with, she ends up sticking her butt up in the air for a few seconds, trying to figure out how to get the rest of her torso up as well, before giving up and crawling the remaining space over to Magnu. She gives him a high five, then uses Magnu to pull herself up.

"Alk!" she tells Lancelot, a word which here means, "I can walk!" as she takes a few more steps towards him before wobbling uncertain on her feet. She falls down again. This is common in people Sunny's size.

[summerdude]

Magnus is watching Sunny, obviously, but he's also surveying Lancelot.

The thing is...

The thing is!

Lancelot has grown on him, or whatever. Magnus has, like, vetted him, and he's passed the test(s. There have been many.) He trusts that he won't, like, hurt Galahad or whatever. He even kind of wants Lancelot to have a way to definitely talk to Galahad, if the situation arises.

He sits down, mostly so that he can hug Sunny, and says, "Okay. So, like. I think we're done with actual sword practice for the day? I'm gonna teach you guys a way to talk to each other. Okay?"

[lanselos_du_lac]

Lancelot kneels down to encourage Sunny, but says to Magnus, "I can already speak to her. She understands perfectly well."

[biteybaby]

Sunny shares a quick look with Magnu. "Esobrev," she says, crossing her arms and frowning at Lancelot. "Esobrev" is a word which here means, "I can understand you, however you can barely understand anything I say. Frankly, I find it a little frustrating that you would discredit my contributions to our lovely conversations like this. I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed."