Closed: Vitally Forming Defense
You may have, at times, heard the phrase, "Practice makes perfect". This phrase is often said by misinformed teachers, dance instructors, community recreational league baseball coaches, and overly-talkative Uber drivers. In actuality, practice rarely makes perfect, for several reasons. To start with, perfection is a highly subjective concept. One person may find the addition of a Cheez-It® 16 Times The Size Of The Original Cheez-It® to the Taco Bell menu perfect, whereas their friend may find the addition of a Cheez-It® 16 Times The Size Of The Original Cheez-It® to the Taco Bell menu unnecessary, overly-salty, and a bit of a silly gimmick, to be quite honest.
Another reason practice rarely makes perfect is that practicing something will only make you as good as the methods you are repeatedly doing. If you are practicing something incorrectly, you will never become perfect, you will only get more specific in your incorrectness. If you have an instructor who is teaching you incorrect form, you may get very good at said incorrect form, but it will never be perfect.
Fortunately for Magnus, Lancelot is actually quite proficient at swords. "Proficient" is a word which here means, "perfect".
Today, Sunny is also going to Learn Swords. "Learn Swords" is a phrase which here means, "Sit on the ground and gnaw on a wooden toy sword while the grown ups practice". Magnus said she could come along, and so she has.
Another reason practice rarely makes perfect is that practicing something will only make you as good as the methods you are repeatedly doing. If you are practicing something incorrectly, you will never become perfect, you will only get more specific in your incorrectness. If you have an instructor who is teaching you incorrect form, you may get very good at said incorrect form, but it will never be perfect.
Fortunately for Magnus, Lancelot is actually quite proficient at swords. "Proficient" is a word which here means, "perfect".
Today, Sunny is also going to Learn Swords. "Learn Swords" is a phrase which here means, "Sit on the ground and gnaw on a wooden toy sword while the grown ups practice". Magnus said she could come along, and so she has.
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She picks up the wooden toy sword she brought with her. This would have been quite helpful to have had. "Ansa eglak," she adds, which is a phrase which here means, "Could you let Lancelot know what I said? I don't think he can understand me, and I would hate to leave him out of the conversation. That seems rude."
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"No baby!" Sunny says, determined, as she takes precisely three steps away from the tree. She does not realize she is walking by herself for the first time until she tries to take a fourth step and falls down on her butt again.
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He stops one step away from her and offers her a high five, which she will need to either walk or crawl to receive. As he does, he glances between her and Lancelot, turning a thought over in his mind. It's untenable for Sunny to not be able to talk to other people here. She should have a way to reliably communicate that people besides him and Crowley can understand, so that she can walk and lecture people like Lancelot simultaneously.
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"Alk!" she tells Lancelot, a word which here means, "I can walk!" as she takes a few more steps towards him before wobbling uncertain on her feet. She falls down again. This is common in people Sunny's size.
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The thing is...
The thing is!
Lancelot has grown on him, or whatever. Magnus has, like, vetted him, and he's passed the test(s. There have been many.) He trusts that he won't, like, hurt Galahad or whatever. He even kind of wants Lancelot to have a way to definitely talk to Galahad, if the situation arises.
He sits down, mostly so that he can hug Sunny, and says, "Okay. So, like. I think we're done with actual sword practice for the day? I'm gonna teach you guys a way to talk to each other. Okay?"
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